dimpleforyourthoughts:

i just want a girl who touches me distractedly

like sitting watching a movie and she just kinds of drags her fingers over your skin while watching and she doesn’t have a motive she’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you she’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for her to know that you’re there right under her fingertips



no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous



neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later



hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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bingvevo:

they should teach how to take a good selfie in school

(Source: floeette)





vegay:

sometimes im like yeah but most of the time im like no

(Source: plnts)



ahnahwintour:

*gets a compliment*image



thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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gabrielsvessel:

anythingyoucanshipicanshipharder:

edleritter:

sugarlipsandpoisonkisses:

edleritter:

if i ever get accused of murder, i will have a legitimate alibi

“i was blogging. check the timestamps on stuff.”

but what if you were just blogging while murdering?

and risk blood getting on my computer? no thank you.

*whispers into the distance* mobile

*cackling into the night* queues

(Source: tinksboo)



  • Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..




intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word



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